February 2012
Anonymous asked: Top 5 favorite bands?
I will love you through the simple and the...
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1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do you get jealous...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
I’m not even going to put effort into trying to hangout with you because all you do is bail on me.
Watchtumboner:
maxsoda:
fagology:
gh3tt0fabul0us:
canklequeen:
w3stcoastin:
baddest bitch in town
well OKAY GRANNIE
omfg
WHAT
LOL
WHAT
flawless bitch
this, my filipino friends, is the real definition of ”’swag””
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It’s almost 3 in the morning and I’d very much like to be getting head or something.
Working from 4 to 11 destroyed me. I came home, laid on the couch and then passed out. It’s so goddamn cold.
Work from 4-11 yipppeeee.
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I don’t desire anything but you
